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review A Minor Case of Murder A Cassie O'Malley Mystery Five Star Mystery Series Ñ eBook or Kindle ePUB Jeff Markowitz Ó 3 read & download review ¶ eBook or Kindle ePUB Ó Jeff Markowitz Leuth Cassie O’Malley finds herself on the case Tag along as Cassie and her unusual band of cohorts attempt to untangle the clues in A Minor Case of Murd. As with the previous installment of this growing Cassie O Mally series Who s Killing Doah s Deer Mr Markowitz returns with the zany craziness that is an inter connected small town and surrounding communities Mysteries aren t supposed to be funny but just watch how many rules rise up as expectations in your head and laugh along each crisply constructed page for the crimes to be perpetrated and Cassie to ferret out the truth the truth is that some rules are meant to be broken and this is a delightful surprise

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review A Minor Case of Murder A Cassie O'Malley Mystery Five Star Mystery Series Ñ eBook or Kindle ePUB Jeff Markowitz Ó 3 read & download review ¶ eBook or Kindle ePUB Ó Jeff Markowitz When minor league baseball comes to White Sands Beach not everyone welcomes the club Birders are upset by the location of Sand Skeeter Ballpark but will th. If there are four things that Jeff Markowitz loves they re adjectives lists Jameson Irish whiskey and sex In that order This book is so bad When I started reading my Kindle app informed me that the book would take about two hours to finish An hour later I was 10% of the way through it because I couldn t stop highlighting examples of terrible writing To save you the bother of finding them for yourself here are some examples from that first 10% emphasis mineHe was a good looking gentleman in his thirties handsome in a way no longer fashionable not health club handsome not rock star handsome but Eisenhower era handsome Pillsbury doughboy handsome his hair cut by a barber rather than a stylist his suit purchased at a discount warehousePersonally I prefer my men Michelin Man handsomeMadame Alexina with her bright red bouffant hair and slight orange moustache dressed in lime green polyester bowling shirt and pink capri pantsWith yellow shoes and a blue hatHer unfinished collection of Zen limericks There was a Bodhisattva KannonWho was known for the men that she d blownWith her eleven heads perched in ten different bedsShe still had a mouth left to moan Someone actually wrote this and then didn t immediately delete it in embarrassmentMadame Alexina began to tease the bowling ball tracing little circles around the finger holes The shell was becoming steadily translucent the interior less dark liuid Hesitantly Madame Alexina slid her fingertips ever so slightly into the holes and emboldened by the lack of resistance began to probe ever deeply and vigorously As Madame Alexina s pace uickened and her fingers grew confident the inky depths grew ever weaker until in a moment the bowling ball surrendered itself transparent exposed and vulnerableYep she just fucked a bowling ballStill as the daughter of a developer herself a part owner of Harbrough and Daughters the conventional wisdom was that Doah would never elect a developer as mayorJust try to parse that sentenceMr Caputo was fiercely neutral took great pride in the fierceness of his neutralityIf I don t make it tell my wife helloOn Tuesday Cassie searched the Web intending to look for links to psychic phenomena in New Jersey but she found herself Googling Andy MacTavish instead A page of links popped up on her computer screen but the idea of reading up on Andy made her feel like a Peeping Tom Without opening any of the links Cassie exited the screen reverting to her psychic search She was directed to hundreds of thousands of hits and sampled a few reading about levitation ghosts astral projection psychic pets prophecies magic mythology and secret societies There was no way for Cassie to systematically sample the sites She scrolled through page after page of search results bypassing hundreds of links waiting forwhatDo you get the impression that Jeff Markowitz doesn t use the internet muchOh and the thing about Jameson Irish whiskey Variants on the phrase poured herself a Jameson appear seven times in the book and there are a few other examples where he phrased it a bit differently And this is not a long book He really wanted us to know that Cassie loves Jameson I guess his friends know what to buy him for his birthday


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    [A Minor Case of Murder A Cassie O'Malley Mystery Five Star Mystery Series] EBOOK DOWNLOAD free download A Minor Case of Murder A Cassie O'Malley Mystery Five Star Mystery Series The attempted murder of a baseball mascot in this small town The birdwatchers and the nesting birds at the ball field which is going to win The zany antics give you plenty of laughsGiven audio for my voluntary review and my honest opinion

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    [A Minor Case of Murder A Cassie O'Malley Mystery Five Star Mystery Series] EBOOK DOWNLOAD As with the previous installment of this growing Cassie O'Mally series Who's Killing Doah's Deer Mr Markowitz returns with the zany craziness that is an inter connected small town and surrounding communities Mysteries aren't supposed to be funny but just watch how many rules rise up as expectations in your head and laugh along each crisply constructed page for the crimes to be perpetrated and Cassie to ferret out the

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    [A Minor Case of Murder A Cassie O'Malley Mystery Five Star Mystery Series] EBOOK DOWNLOAD I like the way this book ties in with the first

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